Serious swag For a laid-back look

Our shirts are perfect for any occasion; first date with your future ex, out on the OP with the boys, court, and of course weddings. We only use premium Bella+Canvas Tri-Blend shirts which provide a slim fit that accentuate and flatter your lovingly grown beer belly while turning your arms back into Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Our stickers are made from high quality UV resistant vinyl and they slap…to anything. Water bottle? Slap. Gun case? Slap. Rear window of your neighbor’s car? Slap. Terrorist’s foreheads? Double slap.

We donate 3.69% of every sale to several military charities to give back to the communities that helped build us and provide support to those in need.